I'm about 6'1", born in '64 with a full head of dark hair (on my head not my back) and dark eyes (when they're not bloodshot ...lol). My weight is proportionate to my height (about 215). I work in midtown Manhattan.

I've been told I'm very funny, sometimes sarcastic/bitingly cynical, intelligent and still really a child at heart. I can be counted on to speak my mind (many a truth is said in jest, I kid alot but I know when to be serious).

My interests include writing, cooking, cartoons, comics, pleasures of the flesh & matters of the heart.

What you see is what you get. I do not have a hidden agenda.

Amusing things I've heard:

"Sarcasm hangs from my lips,
eyes a glare.
Tell me you love me,
don't ask if I care."

"It takes a minute to have a crush on someone,
an hour to like someone
and a day to love someone

but it takes a lifetime to forget them"

"A hard-on does NOT count as personal growth."

"Sarcasm is just one more service we offer."

"Too often eloquence is mistaken for sincerity."

"It's far more impressive when others discover your good qualities WITHOUT your help."

"Never mess up an apology with an excuse."

"Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional."

"Love is a form of temporary insanity instantly cured by marriage."